Score: 1

"Review Time!"

submission: Chess Online!

date: January 11, 2008

UMMMMMM.....the website is kinda non exsisiting.....but hey a blank website is cool so here it goes all in all a 1 just for a great idea

Score: 7

"ReviewTime!"

submission: Advanced Battleships

date: January 11, 2008

I love this game it is probaly one of the best strategey games on newgrounds. I love the new ships and and the new when you hit the block it goes away feature. the only thing i didn't like was the one that only took up one block. That is what got me in the end atleast make the one thing a 2 blocker but other than that great graphics, great game, great sounds, and great exsplosiouns. so all in all 7 out of 10 stars

Score: 7

"Review Time!"

submission: Breast Expansion Milk

date: January 11, 2008

You know all the other ppl said this game was pointless but it wasn't that bad i mean yeah i girl getting milk through her vagina to make her breast bigger isn't orginial (wink) but what the hell you had great grahpics, the captions were good and poped up at the right time but after you fill her what do you do next??? all in all i give this game a 7 out of 10 stars because it loads fast, and is a great 1 minute game

Score: 6

"Glitch"

submission: Dick about in a spaceship

date: January 5, 2008

This may have only happened to me but there was a glitch where right after i died my spaceship just stayed in one spot and the health started to go off the screen to the right i guess ti represent that i was in negative health but it just kept on going back and back so i just exited i didn't even try to fix it

but anywayz besides that a fun game 6 out of 10 on review and a 3 of 5 on my vote

Score: 9

"Review Time!"

submission: Bloons Tower Defense 2

date: December 18, 2007

This game is a great one on NewGrounds. Maybe one of the best because every other defensive game is hard or impossible but not yours it could be easy or for veterans medium, but only for die hard ballon fans could you go for the hard level. I tried the hard level but only got to level 15, not that easy. This game has no flaws except for the whole life system. I really do think that one ballon should equal only ONE ballon and i think another great ballon would be a random ballon where one rainbow ballon can pop out or about 50-100 red ones can. This game is time consuming which i love in games. It also makes you think about what the next move should be almost like chess, you have to think three steps ahead no matter what move they make. So i guess i should end this review before I run out of text space. Hope More Ballon games come out in the near future. So i will end this review with me giving you a 9 out of 10 stars

Score: 3

"Review Time!"

submission: RuneScape Deadly Noobs

date: December 17, 2007

I can't say much about this film that is good. This movie sucked. I don't understand how people can give you a 10 out of 10 stars when the movie was horrible. First off it didn't last long at all, the graphics horrible, the whole theme of noobs ruling was super gay, the machine gun was not even that kewl, the guys guys looked nothing like a runescape player. The whole general idea was horrible. So i'm going to give you a 3 out of 10 stars just for giving it a try

Score: 4

"Review Time!"

submission: Resident Evil Escape

date: December 17, 2007

Not much i can say about this one. I really did think you could have made the cutscenes better. And the graphics were not the best. The story line sucked. It almost looked like you stole it from a horrible book. The audio wasn't scary at all. The cutscenes weren't scary all in all i give this game a 4 out of 10 stars. Just for the fact that you tried to make a scary game.

Score: 9

"Review Time!"

submission: Bloons Tower Defense

date: December 15, 2007

This game is the best defensive game. I haven't played ballon defence 2 yet but i'm going to right now. This game was really hard at first but it started getting easier at the end. Maybe because i have 72 regular monkeys, 2 tack towers, and 2 super monkeys but who knows? But all in all i give this game a 9 out of 10 stars

P.S. i don't hand out 9's easy

Score: 9

"Review Time!"

submission: LineAthlete

date: December 11, 2007

"Love it" could be better though if you could control the guy that would be way better and when people want to draw lines they usually want to draw straight ones. but all in all this game getts a 9 out of 10

Score: 6

"Review Time!"

submission: Stunt Bike Draw

date: December 5, 2007

The Graphics could have been better. THe drawing of the ramps could have seperate parts instead of just drawing a line. The biker wasn't tp controling if you drew it a little to up he would fall on his face. Next time make sure the biker is stable through the air. The Objects were very odd. The lamp polls didn't have to look like it was part of the course so much and Music could have been way better.
So all in all it is a 6 out of 10 STARS